Subject: New Members say 'HI'
Content: Introduce Yourself!!!!
We need something to get this site rolling a bit. So... I guess we can introduce ourselves and share a little of that here...
If you rip the duct tape off real fast it doesn't hurt as bad.
My friends call me Doc, no reason in particular - I do have an extensive first-aid kit and I have some experience with pharmaceuticals. I'm about 50, retired, single but attached... blah, blah.
Oh, oh... I know a joke...
A man and a woman who had never met before, but
were both married to other people, found
themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on
a transcontinental train. Though initially
embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly....
him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke
the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother
you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied." Just for
tonight, let's just pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed!
"Good," she replied... "Get your own damn
blanket."
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
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