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Man, I just LOVE this truck!!!
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By:
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DocMojave
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Mood:
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happy
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Date:
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12/29/2007 15:36:47
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None
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I bought a newer Ford F-250 crew cab and
returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the
salesman said to the radio. The radio replied,"Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he
continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray
Charles!" and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove
away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get
beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles, I'd get one of their awesome
songs .
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly
creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Idiots!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John
Kerry on bass guitar, Hillary on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on
harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on
sax, and Ted Kennedy on Scotch. Man, I just LOVE this
truck!!!
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