Real world drama in the Real OC

By: ROBBIEMODABEE Mood: angry Date: 04/29/2008 01:44:09 Music: Slightly Stupid

I guess I really pissed my neighbor because he left this note on my door.  I think it’s kind of funny.  Let’s play ball!

Dear Dick:

That’s your name right????  Well guess what, let me introduce myself.  I’m a way bigger dick than you are.  Get used to seeing the cops here every night unless you stop your lame ass partying to the early morning hours.  You guys just have no class.  Can’t you have enough respect for your neighbors to keep it inside the house?  Or do you enjoy pissing people off.

I live down the street from you on the opposite corner.  My name is John Hardacre and I will be calling the police on you for disturbing the peace everytime your music and lame ass chicks cackles & screams comes into my bedroom.  Oh Yea, and I’m going to enjoy watching it happen as you experience the real world.

Hopefully your respectable enough to come by and apologize and say you will take it in the house quietly But I doubt you will dick…By the way, when my wife yelled down the street at 4AM last night to tell you guys to mello out…One of your asshole friends decided to tell her to ??? off……This at 4AM…You are the one that should ??? off.

You are barking up the wrong tree here pal…..I’ve lived here in the OC my whole life and I’m 44 years old.  You want to play ball with my softball team….by the way were sponsored by Hurricanes Bar and Grill and have been for 15 years...we’d love to play you.  Next time you have a big party, I’ll assume my softball team is invited.  We’ll come over keep you quiet and drink your beer….ok???  Only if the cops don’t there first.

Yea you have pissed me off DICK!  Get used to HBPD showing up at your door because I don’t think you take this seriously…Understand this is a promise…This not a THREAT…Welcome to the real world.

FU-

John Hardacre